Zero Days Since I Last Pooped Myself Funny T-Shirt for Adults
Zero Days Since I Last Pooped Myself Funny T-Shirt for Adults
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Zero Days Since I Last Pooped Myself T-Shirt**
**Category: Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry**
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💩 **Let the Laughter Roll!**
Elevate your casual wardrobe with the hilarious "Zero Days Since I Last Pooped Myself" T-Shirt. Perfect for those who appreciate a good joke, this shirt adds a playful twist to your everyday outfit. Designed with a sense of humor in mind, it’s sure to get a laugh from friends, family, and even strangers!
🖤 **Stylish & Comfortable Fit**
Crafted from high-quality, soft cotton, this T-shirt offers unbeatable comfort without sacrificing style. The classic black color pairs effortlessly with any ensemble, making it a versatile addition to your closet. Whether you’re lounging at home or going out with friends, this shirt is perfect for creating casual and laid-back looks.
🎨 **Eye-Catching Design**
The bold white typography against a sleek black background makes this shirt stand out. The humorous phrase is emblazoned prominently across the chest, ensuring you make a statement wherever you go. Wear it as a conversation starter or a source of good-natured humor!
👍 **Perfect Gift Idea**
Looking for the ideal gift? This T-shirt is a fantastic choice for birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion. It's especially perfect for the jokester in your life who enjoys a bit of irreverent fun. Give the gift of laughter and style combined!
📏 **Sizes for Everyone**
Available in a range of sizes, this T-shirt is designed to accommodate various body types, ensuring a comfortable fit for everyone. Check our size chart to find your perfect match!
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**Key Features:**
- **Material:** Soft and breathable cotton
- **Color:** Classic black with white print
- **Style:** Casual and funny design
- **Perfect for:** Everyday wear, gifts, and events
Unleash your sense of humor and showcase your personality with the “Zero Days Since I Last Pooped Myself” T-Shirt—where style meets individuality!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.