That's What I Do I'm Illegal and I Know Things Funny T-Shirt for Men and Women
That's What I Do I'm Illegal and I Know Things Funny T-Shirt for Men and Women
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
## That's What I Do - I'm Illegal And I Know Things - T-Shirt
### Unleash Your Inner Rebel! π
Introducing the **"That's What I Do - I'm Illegal And I Know Things" T-Shirt**, a bold statement piece that combines humor with a touch of attitude. Perfectly designed for those who appreciate witty fashion, this shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.
### Product Features:
- **Color**: Classic Black β Timeless and versatile, this color easily pairs with any outfit.
- **Material**: Premium Cotton β Soft on the skin, breathable, and durable for everyday wear.
- **Style**: Casual Fit β Designed for comfort, this t-shirt flatters all body types while allowing ease of movement.
### Why You'll Love It:
- **Unique Design**: Stand out in any crowd with the eye-catching phrase "That's What I Do - I'm Illegal And I Know Things", ideal for sparking conversations and laughs.
- **Perfect Gift**: A fantastic present for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates a good joke and a unique style statement.
- **Versatile Wear**: Whether you're going out with friends, lounging at home, or running errands, this t-shirt is perfect for all occasions!
### Caring for Your T-Shirt:
- Machine wash cold with like colors.
- Tumble dry low to maintain the quality and print.
### Available Sizes:
- S, M, L, XL, XXL β Choose the perfect fit for your style.
### Ideal For:
- Casual wear
- Gifts for birthdays, holidays, or just because
- Fans of clever and humorous fashion
Elevate your casual wardrobe with the βThat's What I Do - I'm Illegal And I Know Thingsβ T-Shirt. Wear it proudly and let the world know you have a sense of humor and style!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youβll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.