Keep Your Friends Close and Your Mysteries Closer Funny T-Shirt for Everyone
Keep Your Friends Close and Your Mysteries Closer Funny T-Shirt for Everyone
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### Keep Your Friends Close and Your Mysteries Closer Funny T-Shirt
**Unlock the Humor in Everyday Life!**
🌟 **Product Overview**
Elevate your casual wardrobe with the "Keep Your Friends Close and Your Mysteries Closer" funny t-shirt. This clever and stylish tee is perfect for those who appreciate a touch of wit in their everyday attire. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it provides all-day comfort while showcasing your personality.
🎨 **Design & Color**
Featuring a bold and eye-catching typography design, this t-shirt is presented in a classic black color that makes it easy to pair with any outfit. The playful phrase is perfect for mystery lovers, detectives at heart, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh!
🛍️ **Key Features**
- **Material:** Made from 100% premium cotton for durability and comfort
- **Fit:** Available in a variety of sizes, offering a relaxed and casual fit for everyone
- **Style:** Perfect for men, women, and teens; great for casual outings, parties, or relaxing at home
- **Care Instructions:** Machine washable for easy care and maintenance
💡 **Perfect for Any Occasion!**
Whether you're heading out with friends, attending a family gathering, or simply lounging at home, this humorous t-shirt adds a fun twist to your outfit. It also makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because!
👕 **Why You’ll Love It**
Embrace your love for mysteries and laughter with this unforgettable tee. It’s more than just clothing; it’s a statement that showcases your unique sense of humor.
🌟 **Get Yours Today!**
Don’t miss out on the chance to add this fun t-shirt to your collection. Order now and keep your friends close and your mysteries closer, all while looking stylish and feeling comfortable!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.