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I'll Be Damned If I Die Sober T-Shirt for Fun & Unique Apparel

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$19.00

$19.00 ~~$27.00~~

Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.

📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve Length
XS	16.5”	27”	8”
S	18”	28”	8.25”
M	20”	29”	8.5”
L	22”	30”	9”
XL	24”	31”	9.25”
2XL	26”	32”	9.5”
3XL	28”	33”	9.75”

📝 How to Measure

Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.

💡 Sizing Tips

All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.

Orders over $50 ship free
30 day returns

Product Detail

Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.

Unisex fit (true to US size)
Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
Ethically produced & shipped worldwide

**Product Description: I'll Be Damned If I Die Sober T-Shirt**

🎉 **Embrace Your Spirit** 🎉
Introducing the "I'll Be Damned If I Die Sober" T-Shirt – the perfect blend of humor and attitude for those who live life on their own terms! This playful yet bold statement tee is designed for those who aren’t afraid to showcase their personality and beliefs.

👕 **Comfort Meets Style** 👕
Crafted from high-quality, breathable cotton, this t-shirt ensures all-day comfort whether you’re out with friends, lounging at home, or hitting the town. Its relaxed fit and classic crew neck give it a timeless appeal, making it a versatile piece for any casual occasion.

✨ **Vibrant Design** ✨
Sporting a striking black color, this shirt features a standout white graphic that boldly declares your motto. The fun typography is eye-catching and sure to spark conversations and laughter. It’s a great gift for friends, family, or even yourself!

🧼 **Easy Care** 🧼
This t-shirt is not just stylish but also practical. It's machine washable and holds its shape well, ensuring that you can wear it over and over without losing that fresh-out-of-the-pack look.

🎁 **Perfect for Any Occasion** 🎁
Whether you’re attending a party, chilling at a barbecue, or just enjoying a night out, the "I'll Be Damned If I Die Sober" t-shirt is the ultimate expression of your free spirit. It’s ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because – treat yourself or surprise someone special!

🛒 **Get Yours Today!** 🛒
Don’t wait – add this bold statement piece to your wardrobe and let the world know you’re here to have a good time!

How to wear & care

Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:

Machine wash cold, inside-out
Use mild detergent (no bleach)
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on the print

Materials & Craftsmanship

Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support

Premium Comfort

Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.

Meaningful Designs

From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.

Perfect for Gifting

Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.

Trusted Worldwide

Thousands of orders shipped with care.

What material are the tees made from?

→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.

How do I find my right size?

All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.

How long does shipping take?

→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.

Do you ship internationally?

→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.

What if my shirt doesn’t fit?

→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.

What payment methods do you accept?

→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.

Not Just Tees — It’s Your Story

Premium Cotton Comfort — Bold Graphic Designs.

US Standard Fit — Worldwide Shipping

Express Yourself — Wear Your Vibe.

Thousands of Happy Customers — Join the Bacoza Family

I'll Be Damned If I Die Sober T-Shirt for Fun & Unique Apparel