Funny Vintage 80s Nuke a Gay Whale For Jesus T-Shirt for Social Advocacy
Funny Vintage 80s Nuke a Gay Whale For Jesus T-Shirt for Social Advocacy
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Nuke a Gay Whale For Jesus Funny Vintage 80s Social Advocacy T-Shirt**
π **Show Your Unique Style**
Step back into the vibrant spirit of the 80s with our "Nuke a Gay Whale For Jesus" vintage t-shirt! This eye-catching design combines humor with a powerful social advocacy message. Itβs perfect for those who love to make a bold statement while celebrating individuality.
π¨ **Retro Design**
This t-shirt features a colorful, retro-inspired graphic that captures the essence of 80s pop culture. The playful text stands out against a classic fit, making it an ideal choice for both casual outings and social gatherings. Whether you're hitting the beach or attending a local pride event, this shirt will be a conversation starter!
β¨ **Quality Comfort**
Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric, this t-shirt ensures lasting comfort throughout the day. Its soft texture feels great against your skin, while the relaxed fit allows for easy movement. Available in a variety of sizes, it's perfect for everyone who wants to express their personality in style.
π **Versatile Wardrobe Staple**
Pair this tee with your favorite jeans, shorts, or a colorful skirt for a laid-back, trendy look. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a symbol of freedom, love, and humor. Great as a gift for friends, family, or even as a treat for yourself!
π **Perfect for Any Occasion**
From casual get-togethers to themed parties, this t-shirt adds a playful touch to any outfit. Celebrate love and acceptance with this one-of-a-kind piece that resonates with those who appreciate its quirky message.
π **Join the Movement**
Show your support for social advocacy with a splash of 80s charm! Perfect for activists and humor enthusiasts alike, this shirt is not just clothing; it's a statement. Wear it proudly and let your personality shine through!
Get ready to turn heads and spread positivity with the **Nuke a Gay Whale For Jesus Funny Vintage 80s Social Advocacy T-Shirt** today!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youβll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.