Funny Trust the Government Chicken T-Shirt for Animal Lovers
Funny Trust the Government Chicken T-Shirt for Animal Lovers
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Product Title:** Buy Me Chickens And Tell Me You Don't Trust The Government T-Shirt
**Product Description:**
**Express Yourself with Style!**
Introducing the *Buy Me Chickens And Tell Me You Don't Trust The Government T-Shirt*! This unique tee combines humor and individuality, making it the perfect addition to your wardrobe.
🌟 **Key Features:**
- **Material:** Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort.
- **Color:** A striking black base that enhances the vibrant graphic, perfect for making a statement.
- **Style:** Classic unisex fit that flatters all body types—a versatile piece suitable for any casual occasion.
🎨 **Design:**
The front of the shirt showcases a bold and eye-catching graphic that reads "Buy Me Chickens And Tell Me You Don't Trust The Government." This witty slogan sparks conversation and shows off your personality. Ideal for anyone who values freedom, independence, and has a sense of humor!
✨ **Versatile Wear:**
Perfect for your daily outings, whether you’re running errands, hanging out with friends, or just relaxing at home. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or even layer it under a jacket for a trendy look.
🎁 **Perfect Gift:**
Looking for a unique gift for that friend or family member who loves to express their views? This t-shirt makes an excellent choice for birthdays, holidays, or just because!
🛒 **Care Instructions:**
To keep your t-shirt looking fresh, machine wash cold, and tumble dry low. Follow these simple instructions, and it’ll last for years to come!
Add some character to your wardrobe with the *Buy Me Chickens And Tell Me You Don't Trust The Government T-Shirt*. Get ready to turn heads, spark debate, and showcase your personal style!
**Don't miss out—grab yours today!**
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.