Funny Rude Micropenis Bachelor Party T-Shirt for Proud Owners
Funny Rude Micropenis Bachelor Party T-Shirt for Proud Owners
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Celebrate with a Smile: Rude Proud Owner of a Micropenis Bachelor Party T-Shirt** 🎉
Get ready to make a statement at your bachelor party with our **Jokes Rude Proud Owner of a Micropenis T-Shirt**! This playful yet bold shirt is perfect for groomsmen or anyone looking to add a touch of humor to the festivities.
### 🎨 Design & Style
- **Color**: Classic black with vibrant white lettering
- **Style**: Comfortable, lightweight, and breathable fabric for maximum comfort during all-day celebrations
- **Fit**: Available in various sizes to suit all body types, ensuring a perfect fit for everyone at the party.
### 🔥 Key Features
- **Eye-Catching Print**: The humorous phrase boldly displayed on the front ensures everyone at the event knows you’re all about fun and laughter.
- **Durable Material**: Made from high-quality cotton, this t-shirt is not only soft against the skin but also designed to withstand numerous washes while maintaining its shape and color.
- **Versatile Wear**: Ideal for bachelor parties, comedy nights, or casual outings. This shirt can be paired with jeans or shorts for a laid-back yet humorous look.
### 💡 Why You’ll Love It
This shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a conversation starter and a memorable keepsake from a significant event. Whether you’re the proud owner or just buying for a friend, it’s sure to spark laughter and joy. Make your bachelor party unforgettable with this cheeky t-shirt!
### 🎁 Perfect Gift
Looking for a gag gift for the groom? This shirt is the ideal choice! Surprise your friend with a fun, lighthearted gift that celebrates their upcoming big day in a unique way.
🎈 **Quality, Comfort, and Fun - Get Yours Today!** 🎈
Make a bold statement and celebrate your friend’s last hurrah with laughter and style, with our **Rude Proud Owner of a Micropenis T-Shirt**. Don’t miss out—grab yours and let the celebrations begin!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.