Funny Queef Humor T-Shirt for Men and Women - Embarrassing Gift Idea
Funny Queef Humor T-Shirt for Men and Women - Embarrassing Gift Idea
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Product Title: Women Men 0 Days Since I Last Queefed Humor Embarrassing T-Shirt**
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**Product Description:**
Get ready to embrace your sense of humor with the "0 Days Since I Last Queefed" T-Shirt! This playful and amusing tee is perfect for those who appreciate a light-hearted take on everyday life’s awkward moments.
🎨 **Color & Design**
Crafted in a vibrant **unisex black** fabric, this t-shirt features bold, eye-catching typography that captures attention and sparks laughter. Designed with a classic cut, it promises comfort and versatility, making it suitable for any casual outing or a fun night in with friends.
👕 **Quality & Comfort**
Made from high-quality cotton, this shirt is soft to the touch and breathable, ensuring you stay comfortable all day long. The relaxed fit and durable stitching mean this tee is not only stylish but built to last through countless wash cycles.
🎉 **Perfect for All Occasions**
Whether you’re at a party, a family gathering, or simply lounging at home, this shirt is a great conversation starter. It’s an ideal gift for friends or family who love quirky humor and appreciate a good laugh!
💡 **Why Choose This T-Shirt?**
- **Unique Humor**: Stand out with this cheeky, relatable design.
- **Unisex Fit**: Flattering for both men and women, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
- **Ideal Gift**: Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because!
Bring a smile to your day and those around you with the “0 Days Since I Last Queefed” T-Shirt—because laughter is always in style.
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***Wear it with confidence, and let the world know you embrace life's funny moments!*** 🌟
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.