Funny Porch Goose Lover T-Shirt Gift for Geese Fans and Meme Lovers
Funny Porch Goose Lover T-Shirt Gift for Geese Fans and Meme Lovers
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Ask Me About My Porch Goose Lover Funny Geese Meme Gift T-Shirt**
🦢 **Product Overview:**
Embrace your love for geese with our hilarious "Ask Me About My Porch Goose" T-Shirt! Perfect for bird enthusiasts, meme lovers, and anyone with a good sense of humor, this shirt showcases a quirky, lighthearted take on the classic "ask me about" meme.
👕 **Design & Style:**
This unisex T-shirt features a playful design rendered in a vibrant color palette, ensuring that it stands out in a crowd. The soft cotton fabric provides comfort and breathability, making it ideal for both everyday wear and casual outings. Whether you're lounging at home or out on the town, this shirt is sure to spark laughter and conversation.
🎨 **Color Options:**
Available in a variety of colors, from classic black and white to cheerful bright hues, you can choose the perfect shade that reflects your personality and love for these charming birds.
🌟 **Perfect Gift:**
Searching for a unique gift? This T-shirt is a fantastic option for birthdays, holidays, or just because! Gift it to fellow goose lovers or anyone who appreciates a good laugh.
📏 **Sizes:**
Our T-shirt is available in a range of sizes from Small to XXXL, ensuring a comfortable fit for everyone. Check the size chart before purchasing to find your perfect match.
✨ **Key Features:**
- **Material:** 100% soft cotton
- **Care Instructions:** Machine washable for easy care
- **Fit:** Unisex style suitable for all
Make a statement and show off your love for the most comical of birds with our "Ask Me About My Porch Goose Lover" T-Shirt today! Stand out, spread laughter, and let everyone know who the real goose fanatic is!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
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Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.