Funny Hemorrhoid Sarcastic T-Shirt Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids
Funny Hemorrhoid Sarcastic T-Shirt Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Product Description: ASK ME ABOUT MY HEMORRHOIDS Funny Hemorrhoid Sarcastic T-Shirt**
π **Get Ready to Laugh** π
Introducing the ultimate conversation starter β the "ASK ME ABOUT MY HEMORRHOIDS" Funny Hemorrhoid Sarcastic T-Shirt! Perfect for those with a great sense of humor, this tee cleverly blends sarcasm and comfort to lighten the mood around an often taboo topic.
π **Product Details:**
- **Color:** Bold and vibrant, this T-shirt features a classic fit that complements any casual outfit. Its eye-catching design ensures you'll stand out while keeping it real!
- **Style:** With its relaxed fit and ultra-soft fabric, this T-shirt is perfect for lounging at home, running errands, or making an impression at social gatherings.
- **Material:** Made from high-quality cotton, itβs breathable and comfortable for all-day wear.
ποΈ **Why Youβll Love It:**
- **Unique Design:** The witty phrase adds a touch of humor and invites laughs, making it the perfect gift for friends or yourself.
- **Versatile and Stylish:** Pair it with jeans, shorts, or leggings for a casual look. Whether you're dressing up or down, this witty tee fits the bill!
π **A Great Gift Idea:**
Looking for a fun gift? This T-shirt makes an excellent choice for birthdays, holidays, or just because! Surprise your friends with a hilarious addition to their wardrobe.
π¬ **Join the Conversation:**
Donβt miss the chance to spark laughter and share stories. With this T-shirt, youβre not just wearing a piece of clothingβyouβre encouraging openness and humor!
π **Available Sizes:**
Choose from a range of sizes to find your perfect fit. Make sure to check our sizing chart for a comfortable and flattering look!
Boost your wardrobe with a dash of humor and grab your "ASK ME ABOUT MY HEMORRHOIDS" T-Shirt today! Itβs not just fashion; itβs a fun statement!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youβll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.