Funny Drag Shows Safer Than Church Sarcastic T-Shirt for All Occasions
Funny Drag Shows Safer Than Church Sarcastic T-Shirt for All Occasions
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Product Description: Drag Shows Are Safer Than Church Funny Sarcastic Design T-Shirt**
π **Unleash Your Inner Humor** π
Step into the spotlight with our *Drag Shows Are Safer Than Church* funny sarcastic design T-shirt! This eye-catching graphic tee is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh while making a bold statement.
π¨ **Vibrant Design**
Featuring a witty and colorful design, this shirt showcases playful typography that grabs attention and sparks conversations. The bold lettering stands out against a classic black background, ensuring you make a memorable impression wherever you go!
π **Comfort Meets Style**
Crafted from high-quality, breathable cotton, this unisex t-shirt offers both comfort and durability. Whether you're attending a drag show, hanging out with friends, or just lounging at home, this t-shirt fits the bill for any casual occasion.
π‘ **Perfect Gift Idea**
Looking for the ideal gift for the sassiest person in your life? This T-shirt is an excellent choice for birthdays, holidays, or just because! Itβs a guaranteed hit for anyone who enjoys humor with a touch of edge.
π **SEO-Friendly Features**
- **Category:** Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry
- **Style:** Casual, Graphic Tee
- **Ideal For:** Anyone with a sense of humor, LGBTQ+ community supporters, and those who love to express themselves through fashion.
π **Join the Movement**
Show off your unique personality and sense of humor with our *Drag Shows Are Safer Than Church* T-shirt. Order yours today and make every occasion a little brighter and much more fun!
Get ready to wear your heart (and humor) on your sleeve!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youβll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.